If I lay in bed long enough maybe I won’t have to go to work
I’m 2 star with 5 star standards
It’s supposed to snow again tomorrow this is stupid
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[arrives in the winter with shorts and flip-flops] reverse racism is just as bad as being in the KKK
[pauses Macklemore song] why aren’t there scholarships for white men
i wish my boyfriend wouldn’t wear jeans all the time it makes it hard to get to the d.
I’m sad I need a friend
Shower me with compliments right now or I’ll cry
Anonymous asked: ****Shave your legs****
I’m about to do it!!!!!
its 20 fucking 13 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”
obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.
i texted my boyfriend i’m horny but it autocorrected to i’m hobby